My beautiful bride is 25 today!!! For some reason, she has to work on her birthday and I don't, so I thought I could at least post a little blog here. I wish I had some pictures of her through the years, but don't really have any old ones. So...here are a few of Ash over the past 5 years. (I snuck into a few of them because I noticed we don't have many of her alone.)
Oh yeah, and since I didn't get picture posting clearance on all of these first, she may kill me, which would make this my first and only blog post. But hey, here we go...
Let's see if we can get her somewhere around 37 comments before I get caught tampering with her blog.
I love you babe!
Yay! I get to be the first of 37! Happy Birthday Ashley - from Utah! Cute pics! And cute that your husband loves you enough to tamper with your blog in your honor! Hope you have a happy day!
ReplyDeleteDang it Corbie... how did you beat me here?
ReplyDeleteHere's your second birthday greeting from Utah... grrr.
Happy Birthday Ash! I hope your Starbucks tastes extra good today.
Oh, and here's another comment, we're already at 3...
ReplyDeleteMr. K you are earning some serious brownie points. :) Maybe a birthday treat is in store for you too.
Yay for Ryan tampering. What a sneaky Kirnan. ash I love you and hope you're having a great day, I am going to call you in 0.5 seconds
ReplyDeleteRyan isn't she your lovely bride too? Or is that just Sheri?
ReplyDeleteI'm just leaving this comment because I forgot to check the 'email follow up comments' box...
ReplyDeleteThat, and I wanted to be comment #6.
Well, 7 is luckier and I just didn't want you, Lindsey, to show me up like you always do (I'm talking about Zumba right now but I can think of many others if needs be). So, Happy Birthday again Ashley!
ReplyDeleteWe all know you're joking, you could be Shakira's sister. Seriously, the hips, the hair, the tan, the natural beauty... don't be humble Corbie.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait until Ashley gets into town. I am going to make her skinny little butt (see how I censored my words there for Ashley's sake) come and watch you Zumba. Then she will see Shakira live - and she and I will go eat brownie sundaes because she doesn't need to exercise and I just refuse to.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Ash!
Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteTalk about showing someone up... I keep forgetting why we are here...
You on the other hand keep remembering. Which is always the case.
* ¡Feliz cumpleaƱos! *
Take that Corbie.
And Ashley, don't let Corbie fool you, she'll take you out for a brownie sundae and then she'll tell you she just brushed her teeth and force you to eat it all by yourself.
Listen Dora lover. I will eat more than both you and Ashley any day of the week - you witnessed it yourself less than 48 hours ago. Don't make me start swearing on sweet Ashley's blog.
ReplyDeleteManuia lou aso fanau Ashley!
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag Ashley!
That is both Samoan and German - you say it in my husband's native tongue and I will say it in your husband's. What is Ryan's native lingo? I'll say it in his too.
Happy Birthday Ashley. I'm sorry that Lindsay and Corbie were allowed to comment on here. Hopefully your husband will figure something out to prevent this in the future.
ReplyDeleteYou're one year older and wiser too, Ash!
ReplyDeleteIsn't 13 luckier than 7?
Pennylane - all I want for my birthday next year is a comment from you on my blog.
Oh and just for the record Penny, it's LindsEy. :)
ReplyDeleteLook LindsEy, if you constantly go by Linds, how am I supposed to remember A or E? I try to use each one equally, 50% of the time. You can just call me Pen. Or PenPen. Then you don't have to remember if it's just y or ey or.......Judging from past spammon comments, I doubt you have the Magical Mystery Tour album cover at home to cross reference for the spelling of my name.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll just call you P.
ReplyDeleteThis is Corky here and I don't care what either of you call each other because I got the short end of the stick.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Ashley! Or Ashlay. Or Ash. Or A.
Love Corky, Corny, Colby...you can imagine all the others I get.
Corbie,
ReplyDeleteI'm not polish, but if i were, this is how i would say happy birthday.
"Wszystkiego Najlepszego! or Wszystkiego najlepszego zokazji urodzin!
wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin"
i might just change my nationality for that one.
amy,
ReplyDeleteshe is my lovely bride too....but the phrase is reserved for sheri....and it gives me flashbacks on memories i had repressed from working out with john.
Happy Birthday!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd those are beautiful pictures. She won't be mad at all.
Ryan - Here is how you say Happy Birthday in my family's language:
ReplyDelete"Whenever your birthday is, I hope it doesn't suck. Now when is your birthday again?"
So, here's to having good friends and family to wish you a happy birthday Ashley!
No Linds, you said it wrong. It's P, can you hear the difference? It's Italian/Portuguese
ReplyDeleteIt's been a bit since my last birthday wish...
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday. When is the birthday girl going to comment on her own blog? What are you doing for your birthday?
Penny, I've never been good at pronouncing things... Maybe I should just stick to pinny.
I hope she doesn't comment until at least #37 - I am really doing my level best to get us there quickly. Lindsey, rather than 'pinny', why don't you go with a word that rhymes with mussy, or tussy, or sussy (not that any of those are words). She likes to be called that.
ReplyDeleteHappy 25th Ashley! I hope you don't need botox when you are 30 like I do. And I am 31 so I will stop lying about my age now.
Pinny.....you and everyone else in my elementary school. You will also have to start saying melk instead of milk.
ReplyDeletePinny... kids call me lidsey, it sounds like they have a cold.
ReplyDeletePorter calls milk melk, he gets that from his dad.
so spammon calls me Pinny too? this is turning into a dreadful day.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birhtday Ash - I'm just going to call you Ash like I know you. Marti here from St.George, Utah. Go ahead girls let's hear all the crap that goes with my name. Marti Farty, Fartin Martin, Mard the Lard, is it MarDi or MarTi, I don't know, but I'll trade you for Pinney, Lidsey, or Corky
ReplyDeleteWell, Farty Marti, if you hadn't been so gassy, maybe this one wouldn't have stuck.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday AK-25!
I know the birthday girls nickname. I don't know if she'd be mad or not, so I can't say. Someone like Ryan would have to spill the beans.
ReplyDeleteOh and one more thing, you are probably wondering (since knowing me by name only) if I was a male or female. Well I am a female despite the Farty Marti comment.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Ash!
And Ash,
ReplyDeleteYou really should make your way to Corbie's blog to check out Marti doing Zumba (you'll have to go back a few posts)... it will be a great birthday treat, I promise!
Thank you Linds, hopefully she'll be able to tell that I am a girl. I can think of at leat 1000 things she should do instead, especially on her birthday! Sounds to me like she needs to watch you and Corbie do Zumba. I know I can't wait to see it!
ReplyDeletelinds....i am thinking it's in our best interest NOT to post the nickname...
ReplyDeleteand....i just watched zumba....how fun. i didn't realize my daily dance routine had a name.
Ryan, I figured. I mean I really want to meet her. Disclosing that information may make her stay back in NY.
ReplyDeleteYes, Zumba is the name. I've yet to see someone do it as well as Marti... which is why she will never watch me do it.
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ReplyDeleteMy Zumba dance routine has a name - it is called utter embarassment. That is, if I had any pride or shame or whatever it is that makes people care about the people looking throught the windows and laughing at them. Marti and Lindsey, however...they are the bomb dot com.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Ashley-with-an-embarassing-nickname!
Does it count if you are logged in under the wrong blog and thus get #37 by default because you screwed up? Either way, I'm #37!!!
ReplyDeleteYou cheat. You vixen.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, I will call you later Ash.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHope its a fantastic one!
Happy Birthday AK! What a nice husband you have (other than the distorted picture).
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ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! :) Karilee
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Ashawee!! I hope you had a lovely day remembering all of the things in the past year and celebrating all of the things to come in this next year.. Love you tons and miss you.
ReplyDeleteCarrie
You are so sneaky Ryan!
Happy Birthday Ashley!! I hope you have a fabulous birthday celebration full of all your favorite things!!
ReplyDeleteYou're husband is just too sweet :) Happy Birthday girl!!!! I hope that it is AMAZING :)!!!! Love ya!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is so cute! Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeletehappy birthday a day late!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Comment number 49!!! Happy day girl!! May this year bring you all your desire and deserve!!!
ReplyDeletexoxo,
Audrey
haha...your hubby is too funny - and what a sweet guy too! Happy Birthday and I LOVE all those pictures - definitely some great shots and some that had me laughing!!
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